Someone chewed through our cables
Unfortunately, a third party provider has poured tea into their equipment.
Tea is dangerous. But we suggest you go and grab a cup whilst we run around shouting at people.
We're sorry for the inconvenience. Please come back soon.
Lots of love,
The Last.fm team.
By the way the previous message is 6 months old. Errors don't happen that often in last.fm.
This is exactly why I don't want Microsoft buying facebook.